Summary
A pornographic parody of Hook. That's right, you heard me. A pornographic. Parody. Of Hook. Wherein Robin Williams does not play Peter-Hand and Dustin Hoffman isn't Captain Hooker, but you can go ahead and put a 16-year-old Dante Basco in for Rufi-Ho, because seriously, who wouldn't? If he were legal. Minds out of the gutter, people. As you read the porn.