Camp Poreas, Don't Ask

DO NOT READ THIS UNLESS YOU WISH TO GO INSANE! DO NOT READ THE SUMMARY, T FOR SAFETY Once upon a... you don't really about that, do you?At Camp Poreas we can't guarantee your sanity or oppsable thumbs. Here, we don't call it Camp Poreas, we call it home-or-else-you-won't-be-able-to-call-anything-else-home, home. (If a cop asks, Camp Poreas shut down fifty years ago.)