Or Not

Harry suicides, or not? Voldemort is having an identity crises, or not? Flan to the rescue, or not. Pizza! Cats! Chicken Gods? Wait what? Once you realize that you are surronded by idiots, you can conquer the world, or not! Wait a second, Luna is a what! Would appreciate a beta for this, or not? Hope you like it or like it or like it or love it or not hate it! (or not?)