Speed Therapy Anonymous

Thanks to his friend, Hermione, Harry must now attend weekly Speed Therapy Anonymous meetings. Never heard of STA? It's basically a mix of speed dating & alcoholics anonymous. (And no, Harry is not an alcoholic!) You have 15-minute rounds of speed therapy where you talk about your life with a stranger, which would be fine if he wasn't paired up w/ Severus Snape... SLASH non-mag AU