The Proposal - The Special Stages

"Hey, how do I write one of these?" "Write one of wha... Gah! W-What are you doing? The summary is supposed to go here! Look at all the characters you've used up!" "Not as many as you have." "T-That's not important! Just tell them to go read The Proposal or they won't get this!" "Get what?" "This! This is a spinoff to The Proposal!" "Whoa! What's it about?" "Absolutely nothing."