Local Dark Lord Upstart Opens Bank Account, Inherits Millions
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Stop me if you've heard this one before: a seventeen-year-old Tom Marvolo Riddle walks into Gringotts to open a bank account. The goblin teller says he needs to take an inheritance test before his coffers can flow with gold and his enemies can tremble before him... The punchline to this joke may shock and surprise you. (COMPLETE.)