Of Burnt Leather Pants and Bad Innuendos

"Stupid bint. He's nothing compared to Gilderoy Lockhart. NOTHING. Maybe she needed a pocket version of the poster she had hung up on her wall to remind her of that fact." In desperate need of money for their newest project, Rudolph 9000, Harry decides to ask for support from the Rotten Quartet. To say that Hermione is not amused would be the understatement of the millenium.