Fullmetal's Facebook

Ed has never heard of this 'Facebook' shit or whatever the hell Mustang's got him signed up for. Seriously, what use has the Fullmetal Alchemist for social networking? Yet here he is with his new account, being forced to discover the joys of the internet. And it seems that half of Amestris has gotten there before him. (And in case you're wondering I do not own Facebook. At all.)