Closets, Cabins, and Conspiracies

'Pity we can't stun them, strip them, and shove them into the nearest broom closet. That ought to sort out matters rather quickly, don't you think?...' The Hogwarts Staff gets creative when dealing with a frustratingly stubborn Headmaster and Muggle Studies Professor. Written for AdelaideArcher as part of the 2016 LJ SSHG Prompt Fest. Rated M- a flangsty PWP.