The World Is Your Playground

Based on Reptilia28's "Don't Fear the Reaper" challenge. Harry returns, not because it's his destiny. Not because an agent of Death wants him gone from his office. It's because he can't put up with his new charge. Because Death is a bloody arse and saving everyone is just a very well worth it bonus. This time, though, he'll get the girl. Ron's fleeting fancy be damned.