The Talk

Midna watches Link and Zelda's relationship progress quickly, and decides that it's her best friend duty to have a little talk with Link. You know- THE talk? It seems that casual conversation at lunch time can traumatize two blondes for life. "And how sexual would you say your relationship is?" 'W-what' 'I'll take that as a 'oh my gods, every time we're in the same room.' AU/AH.