Dignity, Elegance and Eternal Commitment

Why did it have to be Harry Potter? She hadn't even liked him as a book character and now you're telling her she gotta live with the kid? That ball of teenage angst? That trouble magnet? Maybe if she's really lucky she'll end up a squib. (Oh, would you look at that. She accidentally turned her dolls into piles of ash.) Also, did she mention how terribly cliché all of this was?