Living with a Russian Ex-Assassin: Dangers May Include

...rules about hiding knives under the pillowcases, too much coffee, dogs, banter, and general annoyance. Aka: random oneshots from my fanfic "Thawing the Widow" (summary: Natasha untraditionally takes in a ten-year-old girl with a photographic memory who annoys the hell out of her and steals her coffee supply. chaos ensues)