Blood, Snot, and Firewhiskey Shots
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Summary
Fed up with their bickering during the staff holiday party, Rolanda Hooch and the Hogwarts staff lock Minerva McGonagall and Severus Snape into a broom closet until they agree to talk about something other than Quidditch. What follows is only what can be expected- bickering, wit, sarcasm, insults, and blood. MMSS friendship fluff. Oneshot.