Late Or Not, Here Comes Lil' Jimmy

Being late for your first date with the girl of your dreams? Not exactly good first impressions. Then again, James Potter's first impression on Lily Evans was an arrogant toe-rag. For your information, unless you want to be turned into a kebab, don't call Lily 'Lil'. And don't call James 'Jimmy'. Shoot, anyone want an oversized kebab? First impressions are overrated, anyway.