The Entirely Believable Adventures of Henry Porter: Scientist

Based on a writing prompt from Reddit: what if, on his eleventh birthday, Henry Porter were told that he was not, in fact, a wizard as he had been told all his life, but a Scientist? This is a parody and tongue-in-cheek deconstruction of the HP series that I will continue regularly if there is enough interest. Expect a lot of SCIENCE and the wonder and mystery it entails.