Moon Doesn't Care About Size

/MLP:FiM Story\ I am Andrew Prokesh, 36 year old scientist who made some breaktroughs in teleportation technology. Since I invented this technology, I wanted to be the first human to be teleported. It worked, I got teleported, but I ended up in a land full of ponies, and a size of 4/25 of an inch(1 mm)! Will you survive is this world, where everybody is trying to step on you?