Oh, My Hero - in hiatus

I'm not particularly sure what exactly happened. All I know, is that I did a couple of things with that wand which I shouldn't have, and now I have a new BFF who has a great inclination to eat me raw. But in all seriousness, it's ok. It's not like I've summoned You Know Who's mum out of the ashes or something. Is it really so much to ask that people stop staring?