The Fifth House

AU Fairy Tail is the fifth house of Hogwarts. How much chaos, mayhem, and destruction can one house cause? Why does Snape hate confetti? Why does Laxus have nightmares about dogpiles? Why is there an Umbridge-shaped hole in the wall? What will Malfoy's father be hearing about? Read to find out! Contains concentrated awesome, cartoon violence, hilarity, and teensy tiny baby spoilers