And It's Magic

"Billy, tell your patron god to stop stealing my pop-tarts!" Kate demands, brandishing an empty Pop-Tart box. "Loki can't be my patron god," Billy reminds her, "I'm Jewish." Loki makes a 'hurt' face. "You wound me, Billy." "Not as much as I will if you don't stop stealing my stuff," Kate warns, throwing the box into Loki's face. (Young Avengers Magic AU, circa Volume 2)