Terrans Served Here

'They are never,' Dairine thought as she eyed the alien standing over her as scathingly as she could manage, given the circumstances, 'ever, going to let me live this down.' 'Dairine Callahan, brought low by a reading comprehension error.' [entry for the 2013 YW Christmas in July fic exchange, cross-posted from Ao3, warnings for implications of past violence]