Hypothetically

Remus Lupin and Lily Evans are dating... hypothetically. In which Remus is bisexual, not a whore. Lily is permanently menstruating. James has a cold-sore, not herpes. Sirius is unusually...serious and Peter is really confused. More so than usual anyway. Contains RLSB. LEJP and mentions of LERL and JPMM for plot purposes of course.