Loving You is like Chewing Spinach

!AU! Because Harry deals with romance like a fruit merchant deals with an elephant about to give birth—that is to say, not at all—Luna finds it difficult to be a passive matchmaker, Barty can't stop laughing and insulting Tom's self-esteem issues, and Tom is just horribly, horribly frustrated with the lot of them. But he still loves them. Sometimes. Oneshot. TMR/HP & LL/BC