Tales of a Not So Happy Ending

Harry Potter always though himself to be something like a princess with his androgynous good looks, despicable relatives, and a knack for getting into the worst of situations. Between a snarky old Potions master who loathed his existence, pompous Slytherins, a meddlesome Headmaster, awkward relationships, and a Dark Lord out for his head what's a damsel - boy to do? HP/DM