Salvage, Sarcasm, and Submarines

I don't really remember much, not even my own name! I'm not interested in fighting to be honest, but a girls gotta eat, right? Plenty of opportunities out there on the open ocean for someone willing to take the plunge! (Get it? plunge? cause I'm a submarine? ah, forget it.) Full story on Spacebattles (dot) com under the same title.