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[One a Week Challenge] - Wolfstar - [One] Repairman!AU [Two] VoldemortWins!AU [Three] WizardofOz!AU (sort of) [Four] Bodyguard!AU [Five] Florist!AU [Six] Reincarnation!AU [Seven] Genie!AU [Eight] Amnesia!AU [Nine] Apocalypse!AU [Ten] Auction!AU Sirius has a ten year old plan to get a date with Remus - or - Remus is relieved that his ex Lucius is outbidded.