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My Life Would Run Much More Smoothly
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Aunt Kitty
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NCIS Fanfiction
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Published:
28 August 2011
Last Updated:
22 March 2022
Summary
A collection of vignettes featuring Donald Mallard and Cassandra Talmadge. Not a sequel, just snippets. No plot, so don't worry that it's not complete. Will probably never be complete; Sandy won't shut up.
Genres
Family
Characters
Ducky M.
Contents
131 Chapters
#1
We Have Engaged The Borg
19 November 2021
1.1k
#2
Life Is Too Precious And Marriage
19 November 2021
1.4k
#3
My Husband And I
19 November 2021
552
#4
I Am Suffering From
19 November 2021
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My Life Would Run Much More Smoothly
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#1
We Have Engaged The Borg
1.1k words
#2
Life Is Too Precious And Marriage
1.4k words
#3
My Husband And I
552 words
#4
I Am Suffering From
1.1k words
#5
Delusions Are Often Functional
356 words
#6
Don't Get Mad Get One Up
431 words
#7
Sleep Is for the Weak And Sickly
179 words
#8
Little Pitchers Have Big Ears
216 words
#9
True Terror Is To Wake Up One Morning
531 words
#10
Kids Will Drive You Crazy
854 words
#11
Money Can't Buy Happiness
593 words
#12
We, The Unwilling, Led By The Unknowing
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#13
Klingon Diplomatic Corps
665 words
#14
Cats Don't Ask Cats Take
1.8k words
#15
The Careful Application Of Terror
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#16
If You Can Ask the Question
524 words
#17
Rules, Schmules
1.2k words
#18
Pardon My Eccentricities
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#19
I Like You
3k words
#20
If You Think I'm Strange You Should See
804 words
#21
Logic Is A Wreath Of Pretty Flowers
752 words
#22
Come Over To The Dark Side
1.4k words
#23
Lack Of Planning On Your Part
833 words
#24
Sick And Tired
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#25
Thanksgiving Is An Emotional Holiday
804 words
#26
My Cat Is Smarter
2.1k words
#27
Santa Claus Has The Right Idea
11k words
#28
The Truth Will Set You Free
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#29
It's Scary To Think That People Who Read
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#30
You're Never Too Old To Learn Something
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#31
Hate You, Hate Oz
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#32
Conscience Is The Inner Voice That Warns
2.7k words
#33
There Are Two Means Of Refuge
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#34
Christmas, Christmas Time Is Here
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#35
Incredible As It Seems, My Life Is Based
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#36
If You Love Something, Set It Free
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#37
When The Kids Are Quiet—It's Too Late
1k words
#38
Semantics, Schmantics
535 words
#39
Madness Takes Its' Toll
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#40
Don't Think I'm Helpless
773 words
#41
Chapter 41
2.3k words
#42
Knowledge Is Knowing A Tomato Is A Fruit
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#43
If You're Looking For Trouble
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#44
In This World There Are No Answers
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#45
I Brake For Bookstores
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#46
I Love Cooking With Wine
565 words
#47
Time Flies Like An Arrow
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#48
Speak Softly and Wear a Loud Shirt
927 words
#49
I'm Not Nearly As Think As You Confused
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#50
I Never Get Lost Because
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#51
My Pets Aren't Spoiled
608 words
#52
I Drive Like You Do
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#53
Follow That Car! I Can't Believe
1.8k words
#54
Who Stopped the Payment
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#55
If You're Skating On Thin Ice
1.5k words
#56
Natter and Grommish
1.1k words
#57
Revenge is a Dish Best Served Microwaved
816 words
#58
A Word Used In Place
1.4k words
#59
I Heart Nihilism
1.4k words
#60
Anything Free Is Worth What You Paid
721 words
#61
The Gods Love Heroes They Also Love
1.8k words
#62
Everyone Is Entitled To Be Stupid
1.4k words
#63
We Never Really Grow Up, We Only Learn
852 words
#64
Friends Help You Move
1.4k words
#65
Si Hoc Legere Scis Nimium Eruditionis
1.1k words
#66
Education Is When You Read The Fine
663 words
#67
A Lady Should Be Mentioned
769 words
#68
Can You Top This? No--But Thank You
10k words
#69
I Can Please Only One Person Per Day
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#70
Old Hippies Never Die
1k words
#71
My Kid Swindled Your Honor Student
1.2k words
#72
Fair Winds and Following Seas
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#73
I'm Going Crazy Want to Come Along?
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#74
Is That N like November?
646 words
#75
Give Me A Quarter And I'll Tell You
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#76
The More People I Meet the Better I Like
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#77
That's Not Writing, That's Typing
988 words
#78
Quoth the Passive Aggressive Raven
1k words
#79
I Disagree With What You Say
799 words
#80
Starkle, Starkle, Little Twink
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#81
A Closed Mouth Gathers No Foot
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#82
Those Who Can Read And Don't
549 words
#83
Very Funny Scotty Now Beam Down
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#84
On the Keyboard of Life Always Keep One
759 words
#85
Thanks For Calling Customer Service
578 words
#86
I'm not breaking the rules
956 words
#87
If It Weren't For Bad Luck, Some People
1.5k words
#88
Life Is Not About Waiting For The Storm
718 words
#89
Reality Is Just An Opinion
570 words
#90
Women Are Proof That Practice Makes
507 words
#91
This Lesson Is Brought to You
678 words
#92
A Rose By Any Other Name
428 words
#93
Out of the Mouths of Babes
643 words
#94
I Know You Believe You Understood
663 words
#95
It's Not Hard To Meet Expenses—They're
988 words
#96
When Just a Double Take Won't Do
777 words
#97
The Art Of Telling Someone
1k words
#98
Christmas Time Is Here, By Golly
1.4k words
#99
All Things Are Relative
614 words
#100
If Santa Is Real, Why Are All The Gift
841 words
#101
When You Burn The Roast, Don't Call It
353 words
#102
Coffee Isn't a Matter of Life and Death
460 words
#103
Let's Not Meet By Accident
696 words
#104
Never Attribute to Malice What Can
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#105
Obviously You're Unable To Assimilate
585 words
#106
Work Is Where You Go Home Is Where They
1k words
#107
Last Time We Mixed Religion and Politics
1k words
#108
Will Build Thermonuclear Devices
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#109
Vegetables Aren't Food Vegetables Are
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#110
Junk Food Would Be a Lot Easier
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#111
One Door Closes, Another Door Opens
629 words
#112
I May Look Like I'm Doing Nothing
212 words
#113
A Rose By Any Other Name Still Has Thorn
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#114
I Hope My Wedding's As Good As What I
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#115
I'm Not a Morning Person I'm not
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#116
If You Obey All the Rules, You Miss All
860 words
#117
Due to a Shortage of Robots
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#118
Who Knew That the Hardest Part of Being
1k words
#119
Facts Do Not Cease to Exist Because They
631 words
#120
As Far As I'm Concerned, I'm Delightful
317 words
#121
Keep the Books Burn the Censors
549 words
#122
For Those of You Who Cannot Be With
2.3k words
#123
When I Am Bored, I Send a Random Text
876 words
#124
Right Now I'm Having Amnesia and Déjà Vu
863 words
#125
It is Absurd to Divide People Into Good
455 words
#126
Don't Look Back—You're Not Going That
926 words
#127
You're Only Given a Little Spark
412 words
#128
I Like the Way Your Mind Malfunctions
1.8k words
#129
Broken Cookies Have No Calories—They All
2.2k words
#130
We Have Enough Youth How About
220 words
#131
Prior Planning Pays
1k words