Storytime with Ron

Ron and Hermione didn't expect everything to go wrong when they planned a summer cruise with the kids. They certainly didn't expect to get stranded out at sea with no food, entertainment, or foreseeable rescue. There's a way to pass the time, however. A story. THE story. Ron wants to tell it—but do the kids want to hear how he met their mother? Does Ron care? No. No, he does not.