Harry Potter and the Case of the Belligerent Butt-Toucher

Harry Potter goes to Hogwarts for the first time and finds that the big danger this year is a hooded figure sneaking around touching people's butts. Who could it be? It is Harry's most dangerous adventure yet. Easily the most entertaining thing every written. WARNING: Contains so much shouting and boastful behavior. There is a rap battle. WARNING: The reviews contain some spoilers.