Sealing Shenanigans

So a time-traveling seal-master Uzumaki girl with Byakugan eyes, a blind part-Uchiha swordsman from Mist, and a Rinnegan-wielding Senju meet up at a bar. This is either the worst joke in history or the build-up to something really, really stupid. Probably both. (This is one of those stories that feature ridiculously overpowered characters. I'm sorry.)