AKA: VLAD MAKES SOME CHOICES

Did you read the title? Go read it again. There ya go. (A choose your own journey I attempted to do only during the month of April for Phic Phight. For Reading Wanderer, LovelyUnknown, Dekalkomania, Deathcomes4u, nocturna starr, kyoukaalldey, octolingkiera, bibliophilea, grubchen0217, YouMayCallMeYourHigness.)