The Many Deaths of Dolores Umbridge
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Some write novels for NaNoWriMo; I wrote this paean to everyone's least favorite HP character. I'll churn out a death a day until I get tired, or the elves do. You'll understand. Persons attempting to find a motive in this narrative will be Stupefied; persons attempting to find a moral in it will be AKed; persons attempting to find a plot in it will be Kissed. Rated M for violence.