The Perils of Running a School
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Most schools have a gymnasium or an auditorium named for somebody or other who once footed a bill. Not Hogwarts. In this one respect, Severus Snape dearly wishes Hogwarts were more like other schools. (Book 6 crack fic, belated Christmas gift for putsoneinmind. MILD warnings for underage, due to student crushes on a teacher and brief, not-fully-shippy kissing.)