H2G2 Alternate Phase: The Beginning, Part 1

Hey you, don't watch that, watch this! This is the heavy heavy monster sound, the nuttiest sound around! So if you've come in off the street, and you're beginning to feel the heat, Well listen buster, you better start to move your feet, To the rockinest, rock-steady beat of madness! One step beyond! First Post of the new Hitchhiker's: Alternate Phase on OngoingWorlds.