Summary
My take on an early bump in the Paily journey. No, not that one; earlier. It meanders away from canon pretty quickly. I'm not a writer, and I'm whatever the opposite of "creative" is. I just wanted to give something back to all the real writers out there. One-shot, mercifully short. At least it won't take up much of your time. And don't worry: I won't be doing this again.