I want that one
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Hermione's parents want her to find a nice human lad. That's how she finds herself in a lap dance bar in Muggle London with a supposed childhood friend, Missy. Accepting her bet, Hermione finds a dancer to enjoy the night with only to make the horrifying discovery...he is Professor Snape! What is the meaning of this encounter? Hermione is willing to pay up just to talk to him.