Harry Potted and the Strangest Night of his Life

"No!" Harry said firmly, his half-shout filled the living room. "It's not happening, no way!" "I told them you'd take it like this," Hermione's resigned tone floated into the room from the kitchen, "which is why we thought of a safer plan." A different plan goes down during the Seven Potters chapter. -Warning- very strange adult content, somewhat dubious consent at first.