100 Ways To Annoy the Forces of Mordor

If you find yourself mysteriously dwelling in Mordor during the War of the Ring, what can you do other than annoy the Dark Lord and his minions, by making them go through embarrassing situations? Here's a list of 100 things you can do to annoy Sauron, The Witch King, Saruman, Wormtongue, Nazgul until they regret coming out of Tolkien's head!