Vampires Like Coconut Milk

The story starts with pads. Yes. Vampires and pads. The goddamn irony of the whole ordeal. Then there's the coconut milk, which Nico doesn't really understand because he thinks that coconut milk tastes terrible. And really, iron powder? How does that help? Jason's lucky he's just that great of a boyfriend. No matter what Juno says. vampire!au. Jason Grace x Nico di Angelo. Slash.