Harry Potter and the God-cocaine

A satirical comedy focused around post-5th-year stories and tropes that surround them. This idea is taken from Concept101's The 101 Guide to Writing the Ultimate Fanfiction, and I thank him for letting me write this. You should read that to get an idea of where this will go. I will skip step 10. This is a crack fic with as many tropes I can fit in.