The Many Incidents of Courtship

Having nowhere else to turn to, Starscream joined the Decepticons at the beginning of the Great War. He'd work his way up the ranks, shoot a couple of Autobots... and somehow deal with Megatron's relentless efforts in initiating a courtship. Inappropriate doesn't begin to describe the bad timing of it all in the middle of war. Unfortunately, Megatron seems to have missed the memo.