Sonoko-sama's Love and Beauty Advice

Despite his protests, Shinichi is forced into replacing Sonoko as a radio talk show host, taking questions on "Sonoko-sama's Love and Beauty Advice." Problem is, the questions are about (obviously) love and beauty, neither of which Shinichi knows anything about. Fortunately, Kid - er, the control board operator - is willing to teach him a few things. /ShinKai, oneshot, complete/