Alucard's Asinine Adventures in America

Alucard is forced to do an assignment he doesn't want to with people he doesn't like in a country he hates with a passion. But that proves to be the least of his concerns when he's forced to face the dark deeds of his past... A story more accurate to that of Vlad Tepes than it is to Alucard, and a chance to shed some light on an unsung hero. Rated M because... well, it's Hellsing.