A Certainly Bad Parody

Bakery City! It's a place where science rules in order to make the greatest baking goods in the world! Huh? This isn't something that makes sense? Fine, then you can't have any muffins. Okay, you can have one. But please share with Kamijou. He's having a bad morning. Oh, and Index. I guess you can also leave some for that ant over there. Wait a minute! That's a rat! Get it out!