Revenge is a Man's Best Friend

Naruto wants revenge on the village that shunned him. Wants their heads on a stick. Sasuke wants respect and power. To restore his clan to glory by becoming Hokage. Neither expected to get put on the same team with the child of nobodies and a former ANBU Black Ops member with a love of porn. Everything seemed to be going well, until it all came crashing down in an instant.