Summary
Mortal/Human/No Magic AU: Before an eighteen year old Ethan Wate can make the biggest mistake of his life and propose to Emily Asher, he's kidnapped by Ridley Duchannes and forced to pretend to be her boyfriend to impress her estranged family. He wants out, he wants freedom. Until he sees her beautiful cousin Lena... Of course, wackiness ensues. Inspired by "Holiday in Handcuffs".