Equal and Oppposite

You know that one kid in your average family who's always spacing out or sleeping? That's me. You know that one kid in your average family who's way too hyper for her own good? That's her. We're polar opposites. Yet somehow, against all odds, this girl fell in love with me. Unfortunately, I have no choice but to deal with it. (Non-deadly SAO, spoilers in first A/N, adult language)