Twilight? How 'Bout Not?
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Okay, so, this is a parody of Twilight where the more than her share of average Becca Swan deals with a nymphomaniac for a mom, a consistently drunk dad, a wannabe vampire stalker, some big-city-obsessed friends in need of some serious fashion tips, and a possible gentlemanly caller (gasp!) who may or may not be a werewolf. Has Becca found the Jacob to her Bella? Or not?