He, She, It?

Shizuo drank something he found in Shinra's fridge and now he has to pretend to be someone he isn't. As the newly christened Shizuka, he tries to avoid Izaya at all costs. Unfortunately, the bastard can't take a hint and poor Shizuka finds himself falling for the person he hates most. Bastard ruined everything. A/N: DEFINITELY YAOI. Shizuo turns into a guy by the end. Don't worry.