Allied with the World

So..I'm in Hetalia. Super, right? But I can't get home. That's original. But I'm with the Allies, and they're like...the good guys, right? Cool! Oh, but it's also in the middle of WWII, and I have to survive it while dealing with foreknowledge, the stupid logic of this world, other cool-yet-bad countries pursuing me, and my big fat mouth? DANG IT BRITAIN, THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!